Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

Strange pirate fact: Pirates believed that wearing pierced earrings would improve their eyesight.

Offline for a week thanks to iTunes knocking out my iPhone and computer. Had a reluctant social media fast. Thank God for warranties!

iOS 4.3.4 is 666.66 MB... should i install it? hmmm (thinking)

updating iPhone firmware is such a pain

Why is a boxing ring square?

$20 for Choice of Whole Herbal Roasted Duck at Dian Xiao Er (Worth $43) http://bit.ly/pVYrEX

Bad decisions make good stories

Part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you pass away...

Ever wonder what a Perfect World would be like? http://bit.ly/ou5cw0

How do the "do not walk on grass" signs get there in the first place?

If Wyle E. Coyote could buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

How many horcruxes were there anyway?

if Voldermort had so much problems with his wand, couldn't he just use Force lightning or something?

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?

7 Board Games That Led to Murder http://bit.ly/qgCwkk

Do penguins have knees?

I realized that only drug dealers, software developers and McDonald's call their customers "users"...

Researchers find marriages more satisfying when the wife is thinner than the husband http://bit.ly/q0PfMY

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong...

Tickling a Koala http://bit.ly/nEJL7a from Featherdale Wildlife Park

Official tune for Singapore Presidential Elections 2011 is Beethoven 5th: Tan Tan Tan Tan!!!

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard me say was not what I meant....

Most Amazing Time Lapse Video of Milky Way Ever Made http://bit.ly/pf7sA4

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Test your vocabulary http://bit.ly/qUif6s (English)

Lightsaber + Kinect + robotic arm = JediBot http://bit.ly/oYCBcD

Genetic research confirms that non-Africans are part Neanderthal http://bit.ly/ncLvK7

Why professor gives up on exposing cheaters and plagiarizers http://bit.ly/mXhKLO

Chinese contestants cover themselves in insects for bee bearding competition http://bit.ly/oKtYyf

6 Things You Should Know Before Getting a Cat http://bit.ly/pYBHXD

... when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Does this solve anything? http://yhoo.it/rgtdLJ (Exposing cheating husbands at Geylang)

Harry Potter's Friends Sign His Hogwarts Yearbook http://bit.ly/rfKeuy

What really happened at Stonehenge? http://bit.ly/pR1IkR

Parrot Parents Give Their Babies Unique Names http://bit.ly/nMh9g3

Harry Potter and Twilight compared http://bit.ly/oKvpL4 A short summary

He's a real Hero http://bit.ly/qv5Fed

This kid made my day! http://bit.ly/pcPiwQ if you can't remember the words just unleash your charm & passion!

Your Google+ Guide http://huff.to/o12vxH (Slideshow)

Worst Fast Food in America http://bit.ly/om8U1P (McD’s, BK, KFC and Taco Bell)

How Facebook Saved My Son's Life http://slate.me/pavg7l

Most popular names in Europe http://bit.ly/nfZtuN (for newborns)

This way to the Ministry of Magic http://bit.ly/rkPJzL for all you Muggles

Guy films guitar oscillations from inside his guitar with an iPhone 4 http://bit.ly/okXuqR

Gorilla shoots a home video of himself http://bit.ly/mQ3bhh

Cat makes Dude open Snackbox with its Teeth http://bit.ly/pS8XMn

Bringing light to the slums http://bitly.com/qQoaQF with a bottle of bleach and water

Wi-Fi-Hacking Neighbor From Hell! http://bit.ly/qWXsuR

10 Books your boss doesn't want you to read http://bit.ly/q2kQNu

Young humpback whale's amazing rescue caught on tape http://bit.ly/qLsfQf

The evolution of planking http://bit.ly/qJs7sS What's next? Owling

Caution: when you arm wrestle Australian chicks, they break your arm http://bit.ly/pZj8s1

Naked in Public? http://ping.fm/Lef1t A dream expert and psychologist interprets some popular recurring dreams.

4D films coming your way http://bit.ly/ppZH0I But it might just make you sick.... Remember War, Inc?

T-cophony with "Meaning of Life" http://bit.ly/nGGFu0 Reminds me of August Rush. You haven't seen it?!

Wanna know what happened in your birth year? http://bit.ly/qSasOp Find out!

Love this. Life lessons from 40 films. http://bit.ly/oyBruv Can you name them all?

How to Forecast Weather without Gadgets http://bit.ly/cYa0av

Panda Dog Pics http://bit.ly/nrgxcg Funny or Dumb?

Kitten Dinner Choir http://bit.ly/nRS1nG (Cute Overload!)

A Chinese Farmer And His Idiosyncratic Robot Family http://bit.ly/nE1BCC

Bersih, which means "clean" in Malay, demands the use of permanent ink to ensure that voters may only vote once.

Visit the Harry Potter refugee camp! http://bit.ly/r0TWsa

Try something new for 30 days! (Matt Cutts on TED) http://bit.ly/n1aeGP

A Love Story: The Lion Cub from Harrods http://bit.ly/mYG1lG

Hugh Grant: How I exposed phone hacking http://bbc.in/nuNu0Y

12 year old girl ends life to donate eyes to dad & kidney to her brother http://bit.ly/ob3Ov1

Official reaction to the Fun Pack Song (Parody) http://bit.ly/mZHyGw

MrBrown declares he was NOT responsible for NDP 2011 Fun Pack Song http://bit.ly/o5awcn Warning: may induce nausea

Last days on the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows http://bit.ly/oBAcWj Skip ahead to 30 secs

Monkey Steals Camera and Takes Self-Portraits http://bit.ly/oLRhpK

Divorce ceremonies in Japan http://bbc.in/ruJNj0 Check out the divorce dress and crushing of the wedding ring

Adventures in Self-Surveillance, aka The Quantified Self http://onforb.es/qLgAlh

How to make Scrambled Eggs still in the Shell http://bit.ly/jgbF33

Mystery heroine risks life to rescue toddler from burning house http://bit.ly/kcdQus

Woman catches 2-year old girl who fell 10 stories http://bit.ly/iC2SA5

Woman opens 29 double-yolked eggs in a row from the same carton http://bit.ly/iEVxRo Eggciting!

265-pound adopted gorilla sleeps in couple's bed http://huff.to/jm10rw (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/jGCK0p

5 videos of fireworks gone wrong in big, BIG ways http://bit.ly/jUY4zk